$Revision: 1.3 $ $Date: 2001/03/14 19:22:49 $ Stupid Spam Subjectlines Hall of Fame [collected by P Spears from postings on news.admin.net-abuse.email.] [Warning: Some of these subject lines are grossly obscene. I've moved those to the end. -JPG] __________________________________________________________________ "Tires of Cable TV raising there rates!!!" - submitted by P Sears __________________________________________________________________ "Don't delete this without reading like I did" "Your mom is like a hoover, turn her on and she sucks!" "Warning!!! We Have Tracked you To This E-Mail Address" "Save up to 100% on International calls!!" "Dont Click Here" "Regrow your hair at one time charge!" - submitted by Toni Lassila __________________________________________________________________ 3 months' worth of a41.39.13.2: Subject: Enlarge your [snip] now.. . a92.153.153.244: Subject: Add 1-4 Inches To Your [snip]...GUARANTEED! 10455 a93.106.219.134: Subject: Add Inches To Your [snip]...GUARANTEED 13304 - submitted by Bill Maloy. He points out that they "all could have been consolidated into a single unsolicited email guaranteeing an increase of my [snip] by *over 2 meters*. " __________________________________________________________________ ATTRACT women SOCIALLY - For just $19 ? and 1. Guaranteed (Non-Spam)Traffic to Your Site! 2. Master the art of Hitting 3. I Can Help You Recoup Money Lust in Previous Programs! 4. Bob has sent you an MP3.com Music Greeting 5. Whipped cream, a duck, 3 chickens & $99 6. We're interested in producing a TV Spotlight on your company 7. Joan, I thought you'f like this <--- who the hell is Joan??? 8. 30,000 Divorce Attorney Websites Give Away 9. EARN $1000 EVERY TIME SOMEONE SPENDS $89! 10. Lose 2-14 Inches in ONE hour! Guaranteed! 11. Earn $8,000 to $30,000 a Month with a Body Wrap? 12. Enclosed Captioning for the Wallet Impaired... 13. Forget Spam! This is the future and last but not least, this one covers all bases: 14. Prevent your prostate problem, or increase your penis size, or make much money, if you want ! - submitted by ToledoCyberCafe __________________________________________________________________ Brain Transplantation - Be Young Again ! - submitted by Jeffrey Goldberg __________________________________________________________________ "Learn Judaism in the privacy of your own home!" "HOT AMATEUR PICTS!" This prompted a lot of amused comments about pr0n featuring 5th century primtives from the area now occupied by Scotland My favorite from Usenet would have to be the "Association of Female Exhibitionist Models" spam. - submitted by Afterburner __________________________________________________________________ $4,000.00 in your underwear 24521 "I had this image of all that cash, wadded up in the back of some spammer's rotting, dirty tighty whities. <>" - submitted by County Corque ------------------------------------------------------------------ "Big Tits !!!! Free Trial !!!!" You mean I'd have to give them back?? - submitted by ToledoCyberCafe __________________________________________________________________ "Shit in my mouth while your brother fucks me!". "Ewwww damnit" - submitted by Hit and Run Posting __________________________________________________________________